Do we buy a Christmas tree?

Well, I've gone back and forth on this one, do we or don't we buy a Christmas tree? I don't mean a real one, no sir, cant bear the mess. But with 2 Shiba's and a Cat(who thinks its a Shiba) in the house who are all teenagers in cat and dog years, I think the answer has to be no. I could buy a tidgy little one but I can see the Cat pushing it off the breakfast bar counter onto the dogs. I guess I will have to get festive another way.